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THE PERFECT GIFT FOR THE GOLFER THAT HAS EVERYTHING!!!!!



  WE HAVE THE PER=46ECT GI=46T =46OR THE GOL=46ER THAT HAS EVERYTHING.=
 AN 
"ANTI-SLICE INSURANCE POLICY". A GOL=46ER CAN PULL IT OUT A=46TER A
TERRIBLE SLICE PRESENT IT TO HIS/HER GOL=46ING BUDDIES AND THE POLICY
STATES THAT THE GOL=46ER IS ENTITLED TO A DROP IN THE MIDDLE O=46 THE
=46AIRWAY PENALTY =46REE!!!! EACH POLICY IS PERSONALIZED AND BEAUTI=46=
ULLY
=46RAMED. THIS GI=46T IS PER=46ECT =46OR HANGING IN AN O=46=46ICE, AT =
HOME, OR AT
THE CLUB. ALSO MAKES A GREAT CORPORATE GI=46T AND PER=46ECT =46OR GOL=46=

OUTINGS.

 ALSO AVAILABLE "AN ANTI-3 PUTT POLICY" GUARANTEED 2 PUTTS ON EVERY
GREEN. PER=46ECT =46OR MOTHER'S AND =46ARTHER'S DAY. ONLY $14.95 INCLU=
DES
SHIPPING AND HANDLING. VISA, MASTERCARD, AMERICAN EXPRESS, AND CHECKS
GLADLY ACCEPTED.

CALL TODAY =46OR YOUR ORDER (201)652-8865
OVERNIGHT ORDERS ADD $10.00 DOLLARS. 

MAKE AND MAIL CHECKS TO:
PARAMUS GOL=46
651 ROUTE 17 
SOUTH PARAMUS, N.J. 07652 
ATTN. CHRIS OR JIM. 

MAKE SURE TO INCLUDE THE NAME O=46 THE PERSON THE POLICY IS =46OR WITH=

CORRECT SPELLING AND WHICH POLICY YOU WOULD LIKE TO ORDER. TRUST ME
THIS GI=46T GETS THE BEST LAUGH I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!!! WE ARE A =46ULL=

SERVICE GOL=46 STORE SELLING ALL MAJOR BRANDS O=46 EQUIPMENT, ACCESSOR=
IES
, AND CLOTHING. WE WOULD LOVE TO HANDLE YOUR NEXT GOL=46 OUTING AND
CORPORATE CUSTOMERS ARE GLADLY WELCOMED!!!

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